Baby: p-p-p
Mom: Papa?????
Baby: please leave all overcoats canes and top hats with the doorman from that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring end

I heard you were talking shit

I heard you were talking shit

totalitarian dystopian future lit is like “what if the government got so powerful that all the bad stuff that’s already happening ALSO HAPPENED TO WHITE PEOPLE?”

when will my normal sleep pattern return from war

The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body

mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

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